The Juan

The Juans love fastfood

…well D.Juan does at least

mmmm…Diddy like

“That’s right…take that, take that, take that…”

TEANUS of the DAY

foreal…

TEANUS of the DAY

Rhona Mitra

WASTED TEANUS of the DAY

THE JUAN does not give this our “seal” of approval…

WASTED TEANUS of the DAY

How did Nikki Cox end up with this doucher…?

LOS LOBOS!

Yes, we had to check Wikipedia to make sure there are no Juans in this band. There IS a Conrad though. No, we are not lying.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA!

Wasted on…

JORDAN BRATMAN?!? WHO!!! WTF! UGH! YUCK! BARF! WTF! $^%&*(%^!!!!!!!!! Excuse me now while I crawl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

Emmanuelle Chriqui aka SLOAN!!!!!!!

THE JUAN endorses Sexy Motivational Posters

THE JUAN endorses…

TURTLE ORGASMSSSSSZSSZSS

Snake Eyes and Ralph Macchio…..because let’s face it, they’re one in the same!

Bridget Moynahan and Giselle (we’re making up for having no posts yesterday)

Wasted on…….you guessed it!

THE JUAN ENDORSES…….