The Juan

TREY PARKER & MATT STONE…..just watch the last 2 South Park episodes and you will know why

THE JUAN BLOG ENDORSES…………….SWEDISH GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

The Juans love fastfood

…well D.Juan does at least

mmmm…Diddy like

“That’s right…take that, take that, take that…”

TEANUS of the DAY

foreal…

TEANUS of the DAY

Rhona Mitra

WASTED TEANUS of the DAY

THE JUAN does not give this our “seal” of approval…

WASTED TEANUS of the DAY

How did Nikki Cox end up with this doucher…?

LOS LOBOS!

Yes, we had to check Wikipedia to make sure there are no Juans in this band. There IS a Conrad though. No, we are not lying.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA!

Wasted on…

JORDAN BRATMAN?!? WHO!!! WTF! UGH! YUCK! BARF! WTF! $^%&*(%^!!!!!!!!! Excuse me now while I crawl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

Emmanuelle Chriqui aka SLOAN!!!!!!!

THE JUAN endorses Sexy Motivational Posters

THE JUAN endorses…

TURTLE ORGASMSSSSSZSSZSS