April 2010
3 posts
Thursday's NON-Juan of the Day!
Apr 22nd
THE JUAN BLOG ENDORSES.....
TREY PARKER & MATT STONE…..just watch the last 2 South Park episodes and you will know why
Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
1 note
November 2009
1 post
Nov 19th
September 2009
2 posts
Sep 9th
Sep 7th
August 2009
20 posts
Aug 29th
Aug 27th
Aug 20th
Thursdays NON (Almost) Juans of the DAY!
LOS LOBOS! Yes, we had to check Wikipedia to make sure there are no Juans in this band. There IS a Conrad though. No, we are not lying.
Aug 13th
Thursday's WASTED TEANUS of the DAY!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA! Wasted on… JORDAN BRATMAN?!? WHO!!! WTF! UGH! YUCK! BARF! WTF! $^%&*(%^!!!!!!!!!  Excuse me now while I crawl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.
Aug 13th
Thursday's Teanus of the DAY!
Emmanuelle Chriqui aka SLOAN!!!!!!!
Aug 13th
1 note
THE JUAN endorses Sexy Motivational Posters →
Aug 13th
Aug 12th
AVOID THIS Teanus...of the day? (click here) →
Aug 11th
Tuesday's NON Juans of the Day!
Snake Eyes and Ralph Macchio…..because let’s face it, they’re one in the same!
Aug 11th
Tuesday's DOUBLE Wasted Teanus of the DAY!
Bridget Moynahan and Giselle (we’re making up for having no posts yesterday) Wasted on…….you guessed it!
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
Wednesday's Wasted Teanus of the DAY!
ADRIANA LIMA… …wasted on Marko Jarić who is so cross eyed he probably thinks he’s married to Rosie O’Donnell
Aug 5th
Wednesday's Teanus of the DAY!
MINKA KELLY! No wonder Derek Jeter is hitting over .320 this year…dayum! Viva La Minkanus!
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
TUESDAY'S TEANUS OF THE DAY!
Odette Yustman, we salute you!
Aug 4th
THE JUAN endorses...
“How To Roll A Blunt For DUMMIES” by Some Dude If you want a copy, go to Broadway and Spring Street in NYC. Get em while they’re blazin’!
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
1 note
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
July 2009
45 posts
Jul 30th
Tuesday's UN-Teanus of the Day!
MADONNA! (getting into character as Skeletor in the upcoming He-Man movie)
Jul 28th
Monday's JUANS of the DAY!
Left: T.Juan;  Right: D.Juan Location: 2009 Central Park Underwear Run; Friday July 24, 2009
Jul 27th
Friday's DEFINITION of the DAY!
PVAM!: ”puh-vam” (v) PVAM is when the P goes in the V and then goes in the A and then in the M; one may also shout it out loud upon success of this deed “PVAM!”
Jul 24th
Friday's UN-TEANUS of the Day!
WHITNEY HOUSTON! Left: The cover of her new single; Right: Not too long ago after a crack binge or something THE JUAN definitely endorses Photoshop…
Jul 24th
Friday's Non (But Almost) Juan of the Day!
ERIK ESTRADA!
Jul 24th
Jul 23rd
“I declare all Fridays will be ‘Naked Fridays’”
– The Naked Cowboy (in reference to his mayoral campaign)
Jul 23rd
Jul 22nd
Jul 21st
Jul 21st
Juan on Juan...
D.Juan:  this girl keep flirting with me D.Juan: : i love it D.Juan: : i flirt back T.Juan:  yeah? T.Juan: : she cute? D.Juan: : ehhh T.Juan: : ok, if u had some patron in u, would u bang it out? D.Juan: : exactly T.Juan: : nuff said
Jul 21st
Jul 20th
MONDAY's Street Teanus of the DAY!
(picture sent in by Jarrett; bartered by Heather) If you see any great Street Teanus, take a picture (without getting arrested) and email it to us at TheJuanBlog@gmail.com
Jul 20th
Monday's Definition of the DAY!
TWAT SWATTER: (n) the female equivalent of a cock blocker Example: “D.Juan was so close to bringing home some teanus but the girl’s friend was such a twat swatter and ruined it for him.”
Jul 20th
Sunday's Teanus of the Day
HAYDEN PANETTIERE!!!! Viva La Oceanus!
Jul 19th
John & Kate Post-Marriage Bang Competition
John - 2;  Kate - 0
Jul 19th
Jul 18th
THE JUAN endorses...
MICKEY ROURKE!!!!!!!!!!!! …for looking badass in this first photo released from Iron Man 2.
Jul 17th
Friday's Non-Juan of the DAY!
ROLLIE FINGERS!!!
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Friday's Un-Teanus Former Teanus of the Day!
MISCHA BARTON!!!! Mischa is being held under a 5150 after having an “episode” The Juan’s foreign relations correspondant has informed us that this means “The bitch is crazy.”
Jul 17th
THE JUAN endorses One Night Stands.... →
Jul 17th
THE JUAN endorses our boy, Q-TIP →
Jul 16th